List of the Week
Made for TV movies coming soon to Lifetime Television
Hey kids, four of these titles are actual for-real Lifetime Made-For-TV titles! Guess which ones and win a fabulous prize!
1. A Scream in the Night
2. The Good Husband (A Fantasy)
3. The Fire Down Below (Betty Battles Chlamydia)
4. Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
5. A Scream During Midmorning
6. Day Spa Apocalypse
7. A Date With Darkness
8. Orgy of Blood II: Massacre at the Garden Club
9. A Scream Shortly Before 3:30
10. Diane, A Loving, Generous, Wonderful, Self-Sacrificing Housewive, Unexpectedly Gets A Rare Form of Cancer, Her Horrible, Selfish, Bigoted, Crack-Addict Husband Leaves Her, She Unexpectedly Meets A Dashing Yet Mysterious Oncologist, He Gives Her The Last Dose of A Secret New Mystery Cure, She Miraculously Goes Into Remission, They Fall Madly in Love, Marry, The Cancer Makes an Unexpected and Horrific Comeback, The One Ingredient Necessary to Make Another Dose of the Mystery Cure Is In the Hands of Her Horrible, Selfish, Bigoted, Crack-Addict ex-Husband Who Refuses to Help, She Dies Tragically Yet Beautifully in the Dashing Yet Mysterious Oncologist's Arms. Fin.
11. Deadly Intentions...Again?
12. Molly and Her Magic Uterus
13. Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear
14. Women: Fantastic; Men: Not So Much
Hey kids, four of these titles are actual for-real Lifetime Made-For-TV titles! Guess which ones and win a fabulous prize!
1. A Scream in the Night
2. The Good Husband (A Fantasy)
3. The Fire Down Below (Betty Battles Chlamydia)
4. Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
5. A Scream During Midmorning
6. Day Spa Apocalypse
7. A Date With Darkness
8. Orgy of Blood II: Massacre at the Garden Club
9. A Scream Shortly Before 3:30
10. Diane, A Loving, Generous, Wonderful, Self-Sacrificing Housewive, Unexpectedly Gets A Rare Form of Cancer, Her Horrible, Selfish, Bigoted, Crack-Addict Husband Leaves Her, She Unexpectedly Meets A Dashing Yet Mysterious Oncologist, He Gives Her The Last Dose of A Secret New Mystery Cure, She Miraculously Goes Into Remission, They Fall Madly in Love, Marry, The Cancer Makes an Unexpected and Horrific Comeback, The One Ingredient Necessary to Make Another Dose of the Mystery Cure Is In the Hands of Her Horrible, Selfish, Bigoted, Crack-Addict ex-Husband Who Refuses to Help, She Dies Tragically Yet Beautifully in the Dashing Yet Mysterious Oncologist's Arms. Fin.
11. Deadly Intentions...Again?
12. Molly and Her Magic Uterus
13. Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear
14. Women: Fantastic; Men: Not So Much
posted by CHADDDD at 9:00 PM
7 Comments:
Um....wow. You're a little bit frightening sometimes.
I say 1, 7, 13 and 2. Unless of course you were just pretending that these are real titles.
"Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?" is a Lifetime classic. For other choices, I guess:
2. A Scream in the Night
3. A Date with Darkness
4. Deadly Intentions...Again?
1,4,11,13
So when do we get the answers?!
I'm laughing too much at "Molly and her Magic Uterus" to guess. But actually I think "Mother May I Sleep with Danger" is real.
Ps- dare I ask why the organ is Magic?
Sadly, no one came up with all the correct titles:
4. Mother May I Sleep With Danger? (quite possibly the stupidest movie title in film history)
7. A Date With Darkness
11. Deadly Intentions...Again?
and my favorite: 13. Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear.
Thanks for playing. Your consolation prize is the pride you feel for participating.
Oh my word. Seriously?
I was pretty close, though!
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