List of the Week
Possible Titles for an As-Yet-Unnamed Romantic-Comedy Project Starring Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson
1. I Love Love
2. Love is Pretty
3. Love is Nicer Than Kittens
4. Just Like Love in Real Life, Only the Opposite
5. It Took 8 Committees, 5 Writers and 3 Rewrites To Produce This Waste
6. Of Course They'll Find Love, They're Far More Attractive Than You
7. L'amour Rend Mon Pantalon Brouille
8. Love is Super, Way Better Than Hot Chocolate
9. If You Can Read This, You're Too Intelligent For This Film
10. Also Starring Greg Kinnear; He Won't Get the Girl
11. Orgy of Blood
12. I Ate A Bowl Of Alphabet Soup and Crapped Out This Script
13. Are Sun-Drenched Rainbow Puppy Kisses Better Than Love? Doubtful
14. Gone Forever: $20 and Two Hours of Your Life
1. I Love Love
2. Love is Pretty
3. Love is Nicer Than Kittens
4. Just Like Love in Real Life, Only the Opposite
5. It Took 8 Committees, 5 Writers and 3 Rewrites To Produce This Waste
6. Of Course They'll Find Love, They're Far More Attractive Than You
7. L'amour Rend Mon Pantalon Brouille
8. Love is Super, Way Better Than Hot Chocolate
9. If You Can Read This, You're Too Intelligent For This Film
10. Also Starring Greg Kinnear; He Won't Get the Girl
11. Orgy of Blood
12. I Ate A Bowl Of Alphabet Soup and Crapped Out This Script
13. Are Sun-Drenched Rainbow Puppy Kisses Better Than Love? Doubtful
14. Gone Forever: $20 and Two Hours of Your Life
posted by CHADDDD at 8:40 PM
13 Comments:
Chadd, you have really got to stop making me laugh out loud at work. Really.
I would go see Orgy of Blood in a heartbeat.
I now feel the need to drag you to see every Matthew McConaughey movie from this point forward. :-)
JT: Let's have less blogging and more biostatistics at work, missy.
LB: Orgy of Blood: DeWayne (McConaughey) is a simple-minded but good-hearted carny who operates the Tilt-a-Whirl at the County Fair. His life is turned upside down by the arrival of Gwendolyn (Hudson), a fortune-teller whose crystal ball and tarot cards fascinates the townspeople. DeWayne plots to win her heart, and through a series of comic misadventures not even Gwendolyn can predict that true love awaits! Co-stars Greg Kinnear as the treacherous freak-show busker Mr. Bobbles. Rated R for graphic violence.
KP: Ummm....no.
History Of Violence. Need I say more?
yeah, dude...you totally owe her for that one.
Thanks for backin' me up LB.
If it helps, I promise not to fall asleep during the movie, leaving you to watch a chick flick all by yourself. :-)
What are you talking about? That was the best first date movie ever. At least there wasn't a Pounce Trap.
After the train ride this weekend, I figure we're even. I can no longer complain about History of Violence.
oh dear-- that list made me laugh so hard i cried (just one tear). Thanks Chadd.
Do you need a hug?
NO HUGS, Katie. You know the rules.
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