Thursday, March 29, 2007

Thank You For Being A Friend

So, the other night I was at home alone, standing over the stove cooking dinner, when under my breath, I starting singing the theme song to the "Golden Girls". This was disturbing on several levels. The first of which was I was at least two times through it before I realized: Hey, are you really singing the theme to the Golden Girls? Secondly, I knew every single word. Profoundly distressed, I left dinner on the stove and went and sat for awhile in my Shame Closet.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Goodbye Winter

A few of signs of spring:

1. Daylight savings time begins next Sunday, March 12.
2. No parking spaces open at the base of Warner Parks.
3. School is let out early due to tornado watches rather than for a random, menacing snowflake.
4. The crack house on the corner has undergone spring cleaning and has removed most of the trash and appliances from the yard (sadly, the duct tape on the windows remain).
5. Bobbie's Diary Dip opens for the season tomorrow.









Happy days.