"Darth _________"

So last Friday night we were at the drive-in (first time at a drive-in, by the way, loved it) watching Star Wars III. Personally, I think this is the best one in the entire series, where Anakin finally goes from being merely whiny to the supreme evil in the universe. Sure, there were some rough spots. For instance, you could create more romantic tension by rubbing together two ears of corn than Anakin and Padame created during the entire trilogy.
Anakin: "I hate sand. Its coarse. Its rough. It gets everywhere. Especially in my pants. But you're smooth. You're like anti-sand. However, I'd still like you in my pants."
Padame: "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo, and tell me more about sand. Its fascinating."
Anyway, we were watching the film. This was to be the fourth time I had seen it. We were to the part where Anakin hopped on over to the dark side and murdered Mace Windu. He was bowing before the Emperor, pledging his allegiance. The Emperor looked down on him and said: "From now on you shall be known as Darth" (dramatic pause) "Vader."
Since this was the second film in a double feature it was about midnight, well past bedtime. I was a bit sleepy and my mind wandered. During this dramatic pause I started wondering what other names the good Emperor could have bestowed on evil Ani, and if any of them would have had the same significance. Here's a short list:

1. Darth Sunshine
2. Darth Carl
3. Darth Nahasapeemapetilon
4. Darth Giggles
5. Darth Sandypants
6. Darth Crunk
7. Darth LaQuisha
8. Darth W. Bush
9. Darth Yippeee
10.Darth He-Whose-Acting-Sucks-Like-An-Industrial-Strength-Oreck

Darth Vader probably works best.