Improved
Reasons this year's Country Music 1/2 Marathon was better than last year's:
1. Last year's finishing time: 2 hours, 20 minutes. This year's finishing time (unofficially): 2 hours, 7 minutes.
2. Last year: Had to stop running and start walking around mile 11 for fear of death. This year: ran the whole thing, didn't feel so bad at the end.
3. Last year: Bloody nipples. This year: Not so much.
1. Last year's finishing time: 2 hours, 20 minutes. This year's finishing time (unofficially): 2 hours, 7 minutes.
2. Last year: Had to stop running and start walking around mile 11 for fear of death. This year: ran the whole thing, didn't feel so bad at the end.
3. Last year: Bloody nipples. This year: Not so much.