Monday, August 29, 2005

Barbie Models That Did Not Clear R & D

1. Anatomically Correct Barbie
2. Eczema Barbie
3. Burqa Barbie (includes Islamic Fundamentalist Ken and jihad fun set)
4. Dickerson Pike Barbie (includes own streetcorner and Pimpmaster Ken)
5. Massive Head Trauma Barbie
6. White Trash Barbie (includes Barbie Dream Trailer and Bubba Joe Ken)
7. Morbidly Obese Barbie
8. Racist Barbie (pull the string to hear her insult random ethnicities)
9. Emphysemic Barbie (includes cigarettes and refillable phlegm)
10. Annoying Movie Patron Barbie (includes cell phone and screaming toddler)
11. French Body Hair Barbie
12. Tourette's Barbie
13. Ambiguous Genitalia Kenbie
14. Meth Lab Barbie (also includes Barbie Dream Trailer and Bubba Joe Ken)

9 Comments:

Blogger Katie said...

That's hilarious....did you make that up or did you find that somewhere? I'm laughing almost as bad as you did in the movie the other night...but without tears. :)

11:23 PM  
Blogger CHADDDD said...

Unfortunately that all comes from my sad sense of humor. I was trying to think of one related to the 40 YOV but couldn't think of one clean enough to post.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

Well...apparently I have the same sad sense of humor...I'm just not as creative with mine.

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After having read a few of your posts I'm astounded. I did not realize how witty and truly brilliant your mind is. Is that enough ego stroking for you? Really, I've enjoyed them all and have spent a lovely evening reading them. Thanks for the humor

8:49 PM  
Blogger CHADDDD said...

Thanks Melanie. Any boost to the self-esteem helps.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

My dad liked the Kenbie one....

9:52 PM  
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